discipulosomnium:

Hmm…

I’m hungry…

You can come by my house and pick up something from the fridge if you’d like. Maybe take it back to Billy’s place so he can heat it up for you if you don’t feel like eating in the kitchen or your room here. Just make sure to close the fridge door and don’t put any aluminum foil in the microwave. 

Bedtime for me. My arms are tired from working in the garden and making sure the dog didn’t escape the tub during his bath. Guess I’ll be a sort of walking information center, tomorrow, just like Ricky said.

Also, no body modification, Billy Mischief. Your brother is perfect the way he is now.

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billymischief:

purplehairandgranitephone:

Not happening.

It’s his choice, doll!

He said no! That’s how this whole conversation started, you fucking nerd!

the-dapper-doll:

Well, actually the kid wasn’t even supposed to take me on that tour, his Dad runs it but he was elsewhere at the time. He was still nice enough to do it though. Oh wow…glass! That must have been such a pain in the ass to clean up.

True.

Wait so your Gleefuls are into psychic stuff AND used cars? That’s an interesting mixture. Somehow I imagine that Tent of Telepathy on a car lot predicting which customers are looking for what cars. Hmm, constants and variables again.

It was horrible! Luckily he was able to get it done without any animals suffering, but that could have turned out so badly if he hadn’t.

And it was mostly the kid that was into the psychic stuff. His dad was his PR manager, but it looked like his main job was working the car lot. I can totally see him asking his son to do his tricks during a sale, though. That family is just full of con artists. Worse than Mr Pines for sure.

billymischief:

purplehairandgranitephone:

I’d rather have you be the better swimmer if it means he doesn’t have to trade his legs for fins.

Not likely to happen…Guess we gotta to the surgery!

Not happening.

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artiequail:

purplehairandgranitephone:

Oh, um, yes, it is. Might I ask who this is?

Sure he could!  You have an Abyssinian cat?  That’s a cool breed!  I had to look pomskys up.  Those are cute.  

Seamus as strong as a horse, or at least he thinks he is!  When he grows up, I bet he’ll be able to carry around little kids if I train him right!  Not that I plan to train him to do silly tricks like that.

Actually, my mom has a lhasa apso, but she and Seamus get along fine.  Seamus is my dog.  See my twin and I both passed our drivers exams before our sixteenth birthday, so mom thought she’d let us both choose a used car.  I didn’t want a car though- I really want to make my carbon footprint as small as possible.  I’ve been wanting a big dog forever, so she let me get a puppy- any breed I wanted!  I think I made the right choice.

It’s true though- wolfhounds are shy, but they get very attached to their families.  I can’t leave Seamus alone for long.  He’s okay if Mom or Paul are around but we leave him alone in the house for too longs he gets upset and breaks stuff.  Poor baby.  I’m trying to teach him to handle separation anxiety, but it’s not easy fighting nature.

Oh wow- three paragraphs about a dog!  You must be thinking: who is his dog obsessed girl?  Lol.  Not apologizing though!  Well, I have to say, your look works really well for you, Tambry.  Hmm, any particularly good places for shooting selfies you can suggest?

Pff, it’s fine. My boyfriend /loves/ dogs. And cats. And ferrets and pretty much any cute animal out there. He’s the whole reason we got a pomsky! Well, technically I picked him, but it was a gift for us to share.

But anyway, you have a twin? Is he going to be shadowing me, too, or did they assign him to someone else? I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. I mean, I’m not exactly allowed to go into the boy’s locker room during gym class.

Well, I like to be really up high, so any roof in Gravity Falls is a great place for a photo. Nathaniel Northwest’s statue is also pretty nice, even though it’s a bit cracked and stuff. Let me think… I mentioned the lake, and there’s also a lot of really pretty spots in the forest you can use. Just don’t go in too far. Don’t want you getting lost and running into a bear during your first few days in town for the sake of a pic.

billymischief:

purplehairandgranitephone:

discipulosomnium:

NO.

Billy, stop trying to modify your brother!

Yeah, but all that stuff is so cute!  I just love messing with him!

I’d rather have you be the better swimmer if it means he doesn’t have to trade his legs for fins.

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the-dapper-doll:

Well who knows, maybe it might be? I’m beginning to understand not everything in this town is as it seems. I mean the Bait and Tackle shop for instance…oh…no nevermind.Oh that was close!

And it’s odd for me to think of the Gleeful family in the business of fake psychics. So many differences. Though the one that really gets to me is the Me in the 1900s. To think I died already in that world. *shiver*

I did find something on the Gleefuls after looking them up online, apparently they sell used cars?. How strange to go from making custom clothing and hats to that. I guess maybe the family fell on hard times, probably from the outlets and mall in town.

What, the fact that the Bait and Tackle shop also offers lake tours and is staffed by a lifeguard certified merchild? Because that’s a pretty big difference when compared to my world. Mr McGucket doesn’t offer tours. Too busy making sure nobody illegally fishes or dumps stuff in the lake. Poor man did a lot of cleanup work when some glass broke over the water last summer. 

Oh, yeah, that’s… that’s kind of hard to think about. But at least there’s bound to always be some universe where you’re alive at any given point in time. That’s a plus.

Hey, something that we share! Mr Gleeful has a used car lot over here, too! But… wait, if they’re an old family that’s been around since Gravity Falls was first settled, then that means they didn’t move down to Florida and don’t have southern accents. That’s… wow. 

discipulosomnium:

I should have sold him when I had the chance.

You wouldn’t have gotten more than a buck.

discipulosomnium:

NO.

Billy, stop trying to modify your brother!

the-dapper-doll:

I think it was one of those tarot readers, the kind that’s pretty much in every town. They just have a big neon hand in the front. No idea what they’re into now, they were well known and then they just fell out off the radar. No, I don’t know any of their names at the moment.

Oh, so nobody all that special, then.

This is all just so strange to think about. I mean, it’s not like “L’il Gideon” Gleeful’s /always/ been a household name, but you’d think there’d be /something/ about a child or teen psychic or whatever in your Gravity Falls if he exists in that time. Then again, maybe he doesn’t. Your world and mine don’t seem to have a simple set of differences that we can use to predict things. Which isn’t bad, of course. it’s just a little hard to figure out if we’re talking about the same people or places sometimes. Or, not the same, but… you know.

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

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artiequail:

purplehairandgranitephone:

Oh, um, yes, it is. Might I ask who this is?

You’ve got that right!  That’s Seamus, my Irish Wolfhound!  Oh heavens, I love talking about Seamus!  He’s only a year old and already he’s taller than I am standing on his hind legs.  Eats like a horse too!  But I love him to pieces!

Hmm, I hadn’t considered using a self portrait as an icon.  I don’t have many pictures of me saved on my computer yet…hey Tambry, is that what you really look like?  That’s a really good dye!  

Woah, that’s a big dog! Hell, he can probably carry around my Abyssinian and pomsky at the same time no problem. So, is it just the one dog in your family? I can imagine not wanting to get any more if he’s that big of an eater, but I always felt bad about leaving my cat alone in the house before we got Tesla. Now they can keep each other company while everyone’s at work or school.

Well, maybe you’ll snap a few pics of yourself as you get to explore the town. Maybe take your phone out by the lake or something. And yup, that’s actually me! Purple hair, pink streak, four piercings per ear, and always a shit ton of makeup. Well, not right now, of course, since I’ve showered, but you know what I mean.